Category: review of everything in the world

  • REVIEW OF A GIG I DIDN’T GO TO: TIKI TAANE @ THE HI-FI

    This is a review of a gig I didn’t go to. Sure you could read someone else’s write up about Tiki Taane, which will no doubt employ adjectives such as ‘head-nodding’ ‘groovalicious’ and ‘funkifried’ (depending on the publication). But I guarantee it wouldn’t be half as entertaining as wasting valuable moments of your life reading…

  • REVIEW OF MY JOB INTERVIEW

     First of all, I didn’t even want the stupid job anyway, okay? And no, I don’t mean that like when a girl says she’d rather have her face pressed into a sandwich grill than go to dinner with me and I say: ‘Fine, I didn’t like you anyway!’ I mean I REALLY didn’t want the…

  • REVIEW OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND’S WEDDING

    The last time I wore this suit was to a funeral. Yesterday I wore it to a wedding. In many ways it’s difficult to see the difference between the two events, save for the fact that at the former I was mourning the loss of one life, whereas at yesterday’s event I mourned the loss…

  • REVIEW OF EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD PART ONE

    DINOSAURS BY JAKE MARSHALL DUNHILL, GRADE 2 This is my book report and my book report is bout dinosaurs. My ‘nother teacher what we had before Mrs. Majellan said that you can’t do a book report bout dinosaurs cos dinosaurs aren’t books but then I was like “but dinosaurs are IN books and everyone does…