DEAREST THE UNIVERSE KILLING ADONIS IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER LOTS OF PLACES EVERYONE GO BUY IT PLEASE I HAVE KIDS TO FEED.*

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*Not human children of course, just baby goats. But those things eat a LOT!

PS Don’t forget everyone in the world except Chris Brown and Gina Rinehart is invited to the book launch/warehouse party.