"Yeah, ah, gimmie…white russian, heavy on the Russian. Oh man, I need a kebab…HOLY CRAP I love this friggin' song! Wit my mind on my money and my money on my…Yo! Alexander that chick was sooooo checking you out…"
This story has been lurking on my hard drive for a while, so I thought I'd give it a digital airing just for kicks. I've been focussing so much on finishing up my YA novel and working on the next adult novel, (tentatively titled Adonis Comma Coma), that I haven't done much in the way of short fiction for a while. I thought it only appropriate to post a story about Charles Darwin in a drinking competition on a religious holiday.
Enjoy.
Or don't, what the hell do I care?
HARLAND'S DICE