No one was more surprised than me when I managed to sell my crappy, possibly cursed guitar for a grand total of $40. Seriously, I would have paid someone to take that thing away from me. Sure it was a weird ad (you can view it here) but I sure as hell didn't expect queries such as:
"Is this guitar REALLY cursed?"
"Can I film you smashing it?"
and "Are you still single?"
In any case I have more crap around my house that I want to get rid of, so without further ado (or even adieu) I give you:
Bidding starts at $0.99. Get on it.