"I am 1 year old today! Waaah! Waaaah! Bring me things and focus all your attention on me constantly."
Dearest humans of earth.
Today is the one year anniversary of the release of my novel A Beginner’s Guide to Dying in India. Like many one-year-olds it is currently demanding a lot of attention and keeping people awake until the early hours of the morning. However, unlike human children it neither produces faecal matter nor places small objects up its nose. Bonus.
To celebrate this anniversary I'm putting on a special little deal especially and exclusively for YOU Florence or Bill or Mikhail or whatever the fudgecicle your name is. (Also I need travel funds becuase I am about to head to Colombia to do some research for my next novel Adonis Comma Coma and from what I've heard karma points aren't legal tender in Bogota). So just for this week, anyone who orders a copy through this website will get a special hand written piece of writing featuring their name. It might be a limerick, it might be a haiku, it might be an imagined obituary, but it will definitely be…you know, a thing.
On top of all of this malarkey but I’ll even be donating 20% of all profits this week to Warchild Australia.
Now, play nice and click RIGHT HERE and then on the 'SHOP' tab. It’s what Oprah would want you to do.