BP: A disaster in cartoon form.

You know how for the past something many years, people have been yelling "Taxi!" Whenever someone spills a drink at a party? Remember the last time that was funny? Yeah, me neither. I'm proposing that from now on we substitute the term 'BP' for the act of spilling, for example:

"Man I can't
believe I BP'd red wine all over my favourite

white shirt!"

"Did
you hear how Alice BP'd tuna casserole
all over the couch?"

"Yesterday
James BP'd tequila all over my dog." 

Look, even Urban Dictionary even agrees with me.

Here's an example in cartoon, the best method of explanation for any subject ranging from urban slang to quantum mechanics.