Do you suffer from a debilitating fear of paper cuts?
Were you raised in the lap of luxury in an environment which prevented you from acquiring peasant skills such as 'page turning?'
Well fear no more! A Beginners Guide to Dying in India is now available as an e-book for your kindle or iphone!
Amaze your friends! Confound your grandparents! Impress potential lovers with your knowledge of exotic landscapes and ridiculous uses of metaphor and hyperbole!
Get it from amazon HERE!
(or, if you wait a few months, some jerk will probably upload it to a torrent website.)